"You know, the average woman does it at least 8 times a year in her sleep." -Peter Parker attempting to convince Mary Jane to swallow

Boy, Peter Parker is lucky he was bitten by a spider and not one of those fainting goats.

Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted.

Marvel's latest movie franchise follows an aging Peter Parker as he swaps crimefighting for medical studies in Spiderman: WebMD