Stick around after sticking around after the Thor 2 credits. Very realistic 3D of a theater manager telling you to leave.

Whoever called it Thor 2 and not Keeping Up With The Asgardians is an idiot.

I'm married, but not "pass up the opportunity to sleep with Thor" married. Or Wolverine. Or Captain America. Or Jennifer Aniston...

If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me.