[Long] A man and his wife are living in a cabin in the woods... One day, the man goes to the well to get some water for the cabin before going to chop firewood, and clumsily drops his trusty hatchet into the well. The spirit of the well rises and says 'I am the spirit of the well, and help those who lose possesions in my well'. He asks the man what he needs help with and the man says that he dropped his trusted hatchet into the well. Without hesitation, the spirit of the well retrieves several h…

Why men lie One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ""Why are you crying?"" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe. ""Is this your axe?"" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, ""No."" The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. ""Is this you…

What did the dill pickle say to jennifer lopez? U WOt M8>?

(real news) A South Carolina woman has been arrested for failing to return a Jennifer Lopez movie she rented from a video store in 2005. The woman told police she deeply regretted her mistake AND not returning the movie.