The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late

""After 15 years of marriage........."" After 15 years of marriage, Kate leaves her husband Danny. Danny lost everything to his X wife, so thinking he's going insane he takes a little walk through the forest. As he was walking his foot hits a lamp and a genie comes out. The genie says, ""I'll give u 3 wishes, BUT everything you get your wife gets two times as much. Danny wishes for a car and his wife got two times as many cars. Then he wished for a house and his wife got two houses. Then Danny a…

A man married two women, Kate for her money, an Edith for her body. He regularly spent 2 weeks of each month at each wife's home and of course neither Kate nor Edith was aware of the other wife. One day, he slipped up and Kate found phone messages to Edith. Kate called Edith and after talking a bit, both reported him and he was arrested. The charges: having his Kate and Edith too.

Did you guys hear about that pastor who refused to perform a Full House themed lesbian wedding? Apparently he didn't want to marry Kate and Ashley.