The first time I made love to Kate I thought of my late wife, Susan. I thought, this'll teach her to be late#Kate#Susan#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?#Lazy Susan#Susan#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting..#Kobe Bryants#Kim Kardashian#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp