*Takes out phone & plays Cindi Lauper's True Colors as you reach for the last slice of pizza without asking*#Cindi#Food#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet.#Food#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My phone number is one digit off from a local restaurant's. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll take reservations.#Food#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.#Food#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant.#Chinese Restaurant#Food#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp