I really miss Jake. And Clyde. And Marissa. Gina too. I should stop naming my cupcakes right before I eat them. :(

It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was "too much of a prude" is now a Catholic school teacher.

[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?

Country boys learn the ways of the world One fine night, hot blonde Gina has her car break down on a lonely highway. Since no mechanic is in sight, and no car seems to pass by to ask for a lift, she knocks at the door of the nearest house she can find. She's greeted by an unwilling old man. She explains her situation to him, saying that she just needs a place to stay for the night...the grumpy old man finally relents, and tells his dumb but innocent sons, Gary and Carl to sleep in the living roo…