Little Timmy was struggling very hard with his math classes. His parents did everything and anything to help their son...private tutors, teacher meetings, and even asking the local Asian kid. Nothing worked. Finally, in a last ditch effort they enrolled him into a small Catholic school to see if the nun's strict curriculum would do the trick. At the end of the first day of school the boy walked in with a stern expression on his face, and walked right past the parents and went straight to his roo…

Getting the message a cross... A boys parents were worried about their son not wanting to learn maths at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. The parents are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end…

Boy pokes girl with a pencil A boy sits behind a girl he likes in Catholic school and he shows it by poking her in the back with a pencil. One day during class the teacher asks: ""Who was the one that created the universe?"" The boy pokes the girl with his pencil and she jumps up and says: ""Oh God!"" Afterward the teacher asks: ""Okay, who's the one that died for our sins?"" The boy pokes the girl with his pencil a second time and she jumps up and says: ""Jesus Christ!"" The teacher then asks: …

At a Catholic school, a class of children are asked... Teacher: ""If there are three birds sitting on a wire and one of them gets shot, how many birds are left?"" Girl: ""There are two birds left!"" Teacher: ""Correct. What about you Johnny?"" Johnny: ""Zero."" Teacher: ""That is wrong. How do you get zero if only one bird was shot?"" Johnny: ""Simple. When the bird was shot the other two flew away."" Teacher: ""That's a smart answer but it isn't right."" Johnny: ""Okay, how about this?"" *He re…