Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues.

In the vein of today's Star Wars announcement, a topical joke In a deleted scene from Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are fighting a duel to the death when suddenly Darth says to Luke: ""Not only am I your Father, but I also know what you're getting for Christmas!"" Taken aback by the change of subject and suspecting a trap, Luke replies cautiously: ""How could you possibly know what I'm getting for Christmas?"" Darth Vader: ""Because I've felt your presents...""

What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is.

Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force