Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force

A spider crawled on my son's hand today. I did what any father would do. I mean, Luke Skywalker seems like a productive member of society.

Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues.

In the vein of today's Star Wars announcement, a topical joke In a deleted scene from Return of the Jedi, Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are fighting a duel to the death when suddenly Darth says to Luke: ""Not only am I your Father, but I also know what you're getting for Christmas!"" Taken aback by the change of subject and suspecting a trap, Luke replies cautiously: ""How could you possibly know what I'm getting for Christmas?"" Darth Vader: ""Because I've felt your presents...""