Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were having a lightsaber battle... ...and Luke is getting demolished. He knows that unless he does something drastic, he's going to lose. So, thinking quickly, he says to his opponent, ""Darth Vader, I know what you're getting for Christmas."" Darth Vader hesitates for a moment and says, ""How do you know?"" Luke responds, ""I felt your presents.""

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker... ... are locked in mortal combat. Darth Vader pulls Luke close and says, ""I know what you're getting for Christmas"". Luke responds, ""How?! That's impossible!!!"" Darth Vader replies, ""I felt your presence""

Anakin's Perfect Math Class Anakin Skywalker (complete with his Darth Vader suit) is tutoring his son Luke because as we all know, math is very important for both Sith and Jedi. How else are they supposed to figure out how to blow up Death Stars and make their own? Today's lesson happened to be taking the derivatives and integrals of functions, which Luke happened to be struggling at a little more than usual. ""Daaaaad, it's so hard! I need some simple practice problems!"" ""Okay, so if x^2 + y^…

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are on an epic fight... Suddenly, Vader stops swinging. He pulls Luke close to him, and says: *breathing sounds* "I know what you are getting for Christmas" "WHAT?? IT CAN'T BE! HOW?" *breathing sounds* "Because I have felt your presents"