I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent.

"Daddy?" "Yes?" "What are you doing?" "Writing a fictional conversation so I can post it on Twitter."

Mother in law found me... On the twitter This will be converted into a pineapple upside down cake blog for the next 72 hours. I'm so sorry

Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed