Doctor: it's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet. Me: *eats purple cupcakes*#Food#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? "I'm a doctor" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor#Money#Food#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet. So I have no switched to mint Oreos.#Food#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day. And something about listening.#Food#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food#Animals#Food#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp