😄 My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day. And something ab...

*runs into restaurant* IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR? "I'm a doctor" Nice. Nice. Can you buy me dinner I'm very poor

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Doctor: it's important to incorporate purple foods into your diet. Me: *eats purple cupcakes*

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The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet. So I have no switched to mint Oreos.

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Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food

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