Why did Ted get fired from his job? Because he would only do the _bear_ minimum?

There's only one rule in heaven Three friends, Ted, Ned, and Fred, get killed in a car crash. They arrive all three together at the pearly gates and are excited that they will be let in, but St. Peter warns them, "There is only one rule in heaven, you must NOT step on the ducks, or you will suffer for eternity." The three friends shrug it off, "How hard could it be to not step on a duck!?" St Peter let them in and they were surprised to see that heaven was full of ducks, "What the hell?" Ted …

Jim and Ted were let go after 15 years working at the bra factory so they headed down to the local Employment office… There they each filled out some forms. They both had worked the same quality assurance positions on the line down at the “Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder Inc.”. Afterwards they each met with a jobs counselor to try and find new employment they could embark on. As the final step they met individually with a benefits counselor to receive their unemployment stipend. Back in th…

Why did Ted get fired from his job? Because he would only do the minimum?