Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies... who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud says, ""Man, I wish we had something to drink!"" Jim says, ""Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fa…

CDC researching anomaly in Atlanta (self xfrom /funny) With all the rain lately in Atlanta, the CDC has been investigating something that only seems to happen when it rains. They seem to think there is some kind of chemical reaction that happens with the rain hits the asphalt that causes people to completely forget how to drive in weather which results in 285 being backed up for miles on Friday afternoon when people are trying to get home after work. Radio traffic announcers are calling it the M…

Once upon a time, there was a wasp. Now, this wasp was no ordinary wasp. No, no, this was an extremely intelligent wasp. He was so smart, in fact, that one day he decided to leave the nest to go to high school. Obviously, this was a big deal for his family, but they supported him in following his dreams, so they packed up his few belongings and sent him off the high school. You might think that a wasp wouldn't do very well in a high school, and normally you'd be right. This wasp, however, was no…

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity? Because all of their broads are in Atlanta