Single Black Female seeks male companionship. Single Black Female This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. ________________________________ SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating o…

Bowling Ball Delivery A semi truck driver is hired to deliver a load of bowling balls from Houston to Atlanta. He gets a bonus if he gets it there in under twenty four hours. He's speeding down the highway when he sees two black men walking with a bike. They flag him down and he pulls over. They ask him for a ride since their bike chain was broken. He asks them where they're headed. They tell him that they are headed to a small town in Louisiana. He says ""Hop in the back, that's right on my way…

[NSFW] On a midnight train to Georgia... A man and a woman, total strangers, find themselves sharing the same double bunk-bed passenger cabin on the 10:15 PM Amtrack express to Atlanta due to a mix-up at the ticket office. It's the middle of winter. There's frost on the window, and the shitty Amtrak maintenance means the heat is out. In the dim light of the passenger car, the two strangers can see each other's foggy breath as they try not to make eye contact in an obviously uncomfortable sit…

HOW TO DRIVE IN ATLANTA 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still allowed to call it Alana. 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-285 is 80 mph. On I-75 and I-85, your speed is expected to at least match the highway number. Anything less is considered 'Wussy'. 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Atlan…