Hov Jokes

I'm okay with Rob Ford illegally using the HOV lanes... He technically counts as three people, doesn't he?

A double standard. The same person who has to pay for 2 seats on an airplane will get ticketed for driving in the HOV lane by themselves. You can count as two people in the sky but only one in the fast lane. What a large injustice.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head... [OC] So a blonde, brunette,and a red head are each forced to kill their husbands and dispose of the corpse. They all kill their victim and have the responsibility of disposing of the body so they all throw the body in the trunks of their cars. Now, they each have to drive to the location where they can safely dispose of the body. The red head gets in her car and decides she'll drive in the left lane since that's the fast lane, so she can go fast, get to the…

HOW TO DRIVE IN ATLANTA 1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still allowed to call it Alana. 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-285 is 80 mph. On I-75 and I-85, your speed is expected to at least match the highway number. Anything less is considered 'Wussy'. 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Atlan…

A policeman pulled over a van going 20 mph on the highway When he walked up to the driver’s window, he found the van was full of smoke and was greeted by a red-eyed, long haired man with a big smile on his face. The policeman said, “sir, please step out of the car. Is there anyone else in the vehicle?” “Naw, man” the driver replied. As he was cuffing him, the policeman said, “sir, I am booking you for possession of a controlled substance, driving under the influence, and strangely, dri…