A policeman pulled over a van going 20 mph on the highway
When he walked up to the driver’s window, he found the van was full of smoke and was greeted by a red-eyed, long haired man with a big smile on his face.
The policeman said, “sir, please step out of the car. Is there anyone else in the vehicle?”
“Naw, man” the driver replied.
As he was cuffing him, the policeman said, “sir, I am booking you for possession of a controlled substance, driving under the influence, and strangely, dri…