I like messing with Texas by calling random numbers in Houston and telling them I have a problem.

An old man and his wife stop at a gas station... it's an old-time type gas station where an attendant comes out and pumps the gas for you. While the gas tank is being filled, the young attendant tries to make some conversation. He sees that the car has Texas plates and asks the old man, ""I see you're from Texas. What part?"" Before the old man can answer, his wife leans over from hr side of the car and squawks, ""Heyyyy? What'd he say?"" The old man, about to answer the attendant, instead, says…

Bowling Ball Delivery A semi truck driver is hired to deliver a load of bowling balls from Houston to Atlanta. He gets a bonus if he gets it there in under twenty four hours. He's speeding down the highway when he sees two black men walking with a bike. They flag him down and he pulls over. They ask him for a ride since their bike chain was broken. He asks them where they're headed. They tell him that they are headed to a small town in Louisiana. He says ""Hop in the back, that's right on my way…

Three aspiring student psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from the University of Houston, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness" replied the student. "And the opposite of depression?" the professor asked of the young lady from Rice. "Elation" said she. "And you sir" he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe?" The Aggie replied, "Sir, I believ…