At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I've a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The Priest respon…

a nice Italian couple . . . At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy…

A man and his wife are trying to join the Catholic Church... A man and his wife are trying to join the Catholic Church. They meet with the parish priest to talk about conversion, and he lays out some expectations. "In order to join the Church," the priest says, "you must prove your dedication to the Lord by remaining celibate for the next 30 days." "Well," says the man, "that sounds like a difficult challenge, but it will be worth it to be part of this Church." The man and his wife thank the…

Two women were talking about their experiences of the Catholic Church. One said: "We had a lovely parish priest, Father O'Hara, and because of his compassion and sincerity, I have remained a committed Catholic." "You've been lucky," said the other. "When my brother was younger, a priest bent him over the altar and took him from behind. The priest called it 'the will of God' but we call it 'the wedding we'll never forget'." God must be in prison, because that's where everyone finds him. Robert Ha…