Two women were talking about their experiences of the Catholic Church. One said: "We had a lovely parish priest, Father O'Hara, and because of his compassion and sincerity, I have remained a committed Catholic." "You've been lucky," said the other. "When my brother was younger, a priest bent him over the altar and took him from behind. The priest called it 'the will of God' but we call it 'the wedding we'll never forget'." God must be in prison, because that's where everyone finds him. Robert Ha…