*At funeral* "Your Mom is so fat" I said eulogy, not roast. "oh right, I'm sorry. Your mom WAS so fat..."#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you call & I don't answer, I'm not dead, I'm napping. - Things I have to say to my mom#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If my dad were alive today he would say, "Mark stop telling people I'm dead"#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die#Ouija Board#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?#Parents#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp