Kids claim to be such big fans of Mickey Mouse, but you don't see them with an icechest full of Capri Sun tailgating for Disney On Ice.

I wish dreams were like Chatroulette and you could just click "Next" when you see a guy in a Mickey Mouse costume jerking off.

I wonder if any Disney managers ever start a meeting off with "What kind of Mickey Mouse operation are we running around here?"

Mickey Mouse just got shot at Disney World for being black.