Me: - Sweetie, why is the bottle of whiskey half empty? Wife: - Because you're a pessimist, honey!#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If there is not a open bar and a goddamn delicious cake at your wedding, I will take my gift card to Walmart back.#Walmart#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife thinks I'm too drunk to take the goldfish for a walk, but I'll show her!#Marriage#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp