Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?

Jay-Z's voice is so beautiful. I wish he rapped about stuff I cared about.

The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems.

I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said "Meet my fiance, Beyonce" and I was like "That rhymes, you should rap!" and we laughed and he sold me crack.