Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?

The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems.

I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max.

Listening to Jay-Z has literally taught me everything I know about whether or not a cop can legally search my car.