Patty and Mike immigrate to the United States with a bottle of whiskey. Two Irishmen, Paddy and Mike, immigrated to the United States with only the clothes on their backs and a 12 year old bottle of fine Irish Whiskey. They agreed to never touch the bottle until both had found their fortune, and they would share that bottle to celebrate. They both went on to amass fortunes, but they never seemed to find the time to get together and drink that bottle. One day, Mike gets a call from Paddy's wife, …

A group of friends decide to create a punk rock band... ... and they decided to name the band after an obscenity. Since these friends were totally uncreative, they decided to name the band 'Shit', because their music was the shit. They stayed true to the classic, three-chord punk everyone from the 80s was familiar with. Shit started getting popular in their city. When critics caught wind of their first studio album, they saw Shit as a revival of classic punk, launching the band from small gigs t…

The President of the United States, the Prime Minister of England, and the King of Thailand walk into a bar in Bangkok and the bartender says ""May I get you and your guests drinks, Your Majesty?""

eer booze and fun!' 'Yesterday scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.