"Can you validate my parking?" "You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud." *wipes away tears* "Thanks."

A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot.

Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck

I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.