The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer...
So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community?
The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother is …