[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. "What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?" OH COME ON

The Vampire's Wish-long Boris took a break from polishing the deep, rich, black paint on his cherished Chevrolet Impala. His thoughts drifted back to the fine April day in nineteen sixty-three when he first saw the car sitting on the showroom floor. It was only a matter of hours before he'd purchased the car, and was driving it with the convertible top down. The dazzling mid-day sun glistened off of the chrome as his wavy black hair blew in the breeze. Within a few months, his bright world would…

Two Vampires wal into a bar. Two vampires walk into a bar. They both sit at a table and wait for employee to come. Once the employee comes one of the vampires asks for a glass of blood, while the other asks for hot water. When the employee delivers the orders to the table he couldn't avoid to ask: - Why would a vampire drink hot water? The vampire, slowly goes into his pocket and brings out a used tampon and says: - I prefer tea sir... **EDIT:** Just noticed I wrote wal instead of walk. I'm sorr…

How did the zebra get its stripes? Not many people know this, but zebras aren't actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called ""zebra painters"" who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras aren't confused with albino donkeys. - An excerpt from ""Interview with the Dracula: A Contest of Jokes"": http://amzn.com/B00B586REE