Two Vampires wal into a bar. Two vampires walk into a bar. They both sit at a table and wait for employee to come. Once the employee comes one of the vampires asks for a glass of blood, while the other asks for hot water. When the employee delivers the orders to the table he couldn't avoid to ask: - Why would a vampire drink hot water? The vampire, slowly goes into his pocket and brings out a used tampon and says: - I prefer tea sir... **EDIT:** Just noticed I wrote wal instead of walk. I'm sorry.