Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this...

Mr. Trump, what will you do as President? TRUMP: I'll outlaw shredded cheese and only sell blocks Why? TRUMP: To make America grate again

It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume).

Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with "America" written on it.