Mr. Trump, what will you do as President? TRUMP: I'll outlaw shredded cheese and only sell blocks Why? TRUMP: To make America grate again

Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with "America" written on it.

I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office.

Wait, Australia is 14 hours ahead of America? Thanks for the 9/11 warning!