The "letters to the editor" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly.

Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'

If my grandmother was on Twitter, I bet most of her tweets would be about raisins.

Obviously we have our own shitty lives to worry about now but it would be fun to all move into a Twitter nursing home in 50 years.