The "letters to the editor" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly.#Twitter#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If my grandmother was on Twitter, I bet most of her tweets would be about raisins.#Twitter#Aging#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter takes me places I've never been before. Take oncoming traffic for example.#Twitter#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp