The "letters to the editor" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly.

Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died.

If my grandmother was on Twitter, I bet most of her tweets would be about raisins.

Obviously we have our own shitty lives to worry about now but it would be fun to all move into a Twitter nursing home in 50 years.