The "letters to the editor" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly.

Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died.

Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'

If my grandmother was on Twitter, I bet most of her tweets would be about raisins.