*At the ouija board* Me: Err... mom? Can't we just... Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G

Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die

My daughter refuses to play with her Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM.

trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song