*At the ouija board* Me: Err... mom? Can't we just... Ouija board: A-N-D A-N-O-T-H-E-R T-H-I-N-G

Ouija board just told me it's still waiting on a grandbaby and I was like lol Mom when did you die

trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song

I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands.