its adam and eve not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible

homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve

The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead.

Mrs. Smith is having trouble with her husband falling asleep in church... ... and it was really embarrassing for her to be seen with him constantly nodding off. So Mrs. Smith asks the preacher before Sunday service if he has any ideas for her. He thinks about it, then hands her a pin and says, ""Every time I signal you with this gesture, poke your husband with this pin."" Mrs. Smith acknowledged his instructions and sat down with her husband for the service. Shortly into the sermon, Mr. Smith ha…