*drops off box to Salvation Army* "Sir, why is this box marked W I F E?" *peels out*

I never give money to those Salvation Army people because I know they're just gonna spend it on more bells.

*sees Salvation Army bell ringer* "Here you go, buddy. Merry Christmas!" "Sir, we don't accept children." *runs away*

A man walked into a ladies department A man walked in to a ladies department walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ""I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."" ""What type of bra?"" asked the clerk. ""Type?"" Inquires the man, ""There is more than one type?"" ""Look around"", said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material. ""Actually, even with all of these variety, there are really only three types of bras,"" replied the sales clerk. Confused, …