So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar... And takes a seat in front of the bartender. ""Would you like to here a great blonde joke?"" He asks. The bartender leans in close and says, ""Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"" The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says ""Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times.""

another blonde joke So there's this blonde girl and her boyfriend and both of them are hanging from this bar above a boiling pit of lava. There is only one way either of them can escape - if the other lets go. The guy says, ""I'm going to let go so that you can escape, because I love you so much"". Delighted by this, the blonde starts clapping.

Blonds and Blind Cowboys An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is …

A drunk applies for a job... In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away! They tested him They gave him a glass with a drink he tried it and said, ""it's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."" That's correct said the boss. Another glass. ""it's red wine, cabernet…