A drunk applies for a job... In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away! They tested him They gave him a glass with a drink he tried it and said, ""it's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."" That's correct said the boss. Another glass. ""it's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels"" ""correct"" Now, the director was astonished amazed He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it ! ""it's of a blonde -26 years old- pregnant ! Probably third month now and if you don't give me the job, i'll tell who the father is !"" He got the job!