Muscat Jokes

A drunk applies for a job... In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away! They tested him They gave him a glass with a drink he tried it and said, ""it's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."" That's correct said the boss. Another glass. ""it's red wine, cabernet…

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire... ...A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, ""It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable."" ""That's correct"", said the boss. Another glass... ""This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a sout…

A friend asked me to tell him where 'Muscat' is I thought about it for a while and said ""Oh man!"". He said ""Yeah man"", I replied ""That's Sana'a"". I'm really confused now.

Wine Taster! At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Marine A-4 pilot drunk and with a ragged dirty look came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send him away. They gave him a glass to drink. The old pilot tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade but acceptable." "That's correct", said the boss. "Another glass, please…

THE WINE TASTER At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass... “This is a Cabernet, eight years old,…

New hire at the winery At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, \- “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” \- "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass... \- “This is a Ca…