In The Military a janitor wanted to go out to the battlefield... When the soldiers were getting ready for a battle the janitor told the general that he wanted to fight. The general gave him a broom and said ""point this at the enemies and say 'bangity bang bang' and when they get close say 'stabbity stab stab'"" ""ok"" the janitor replied. Once the janitor got out on the battlefield he aimed his broom and said ""bangity bang bang"" to his surprise the enemy dropped dead. Amazed, the janitor bagan repeating the words ""bangity bang bang! Stabbity stab stab!"" he repeated this until there was only one person left on the field. no matter how many times he said ""bangity bang bang"" and ""stabbity stab stab"" nothing worked. The last man pushed the janitor to the ground and said ""tankity tank tank""