The Military Jokes

In The Military a janitor wanted to go out to the battlefield... When the soldiers were getting ready for a battle the janitor told the general that he wanted to fight. The general gave him a broom and said ""point this at the enemies and say 'bangity bang bang' and when they get close say 'stabbity stab stab'"" ""ok"" the janitor replied. Once the janitor got out on the battlefield he aimed his broom and said ""bangity bang bang"" to his surprise the enemy dropped dead. Amazed, the janitor baga…

So the army is forced to cut the pensions of some of their veterans... In order to repay the veterans for their service they bring in three veterans. They tell the three that they will be reimbursed in money, in that each one can choose two points of their body, and the distance between the two will be how much money they receive. Anyway, the first man goes and says, ""I'll have my outstretched wingspan measured."" His wingspan is 160cm, so he is given $160. The second man chooses the top of his…