In The Military a janitor wanted to go out to the battlefield... When the soldiers were getting ready for a battle the janitor told the general that he wanted to fight. The general gave him a broom and said ""point this at the enemies and say 'bangity bang bang' and when they get close say 'stabbity stab stab'"" ""ok"" the janitor replied. Once the janitor got out on the battlefield he aimed his broom and said ""bangity bang bang"" to his surprise the enemy dropped dead. Amazed, the janitor baga…