My biggest fear is dying alone. Not really stoked to die with people either. You know, dying in general doesn't exactly sound like pancakes.

"Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!" - The Very Civil War

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

Civil War reenactments are a lot like meetings. You do the same thing over and over again while waiting for your turn to die.