"Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!" - The Very Civil War#Military#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war#Military#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all." --General Tso#Military#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?#Animals#Military#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
what is the most common place to find a Jew after world war 2 The grave#Military#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp